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It has been a while since we’ve heard the words “10 a.m. means nothing anymore” on a Thorns broadcast. And while I—and many others—miss listening to Ann Schatz when I stream Portland home games, it’s probably good to not tell your fans that 10 a.m. means nothing ahead of a 10 a.m. tournament final.
So, I may not have gotten anything from the McDonald’s breakfast menu on Saturday morning, but I did watch the Thorns lift the 2021 Challenge Cup trophy at Providence Park after beating NJ/NY Gotham FC on penalties.
Here’s what I took away from the match.
For two teams who have conceded a total of five goals across a collective eight matches during the Challenge Cup’s group stage, both of the game’s goals felt incredibly silly.
Christine Sinclair did a pretty fun thing early on, in which she took the ball off Carli Lloyd (who then ran into Sinclair rather than trying to take the ball back), turned, took a couple touches before goal, and got the shot off as Gina Lewandowski made a half-attempt to step to her. It was a good chance on Sinclair’s part, even as it was a pretty foolish lack of defensive pressure on Gotham’s.
Still, the NJ/NY side got their payback when Lloyd headed Imani Dorsey’s cross into the back of the net in the 61st minute. Like Sinclair’s goal, it’s not particularly good defense; Becky Sauerbrunn either misread the ball or wasn’t aware that Lloyd was standing right there and didn’t jump high enough, and AD Franch was caught watching as the ball spun into the back of the net. (Admittedly, it’s close enough range that it would’ve been impressive if Franch had gotten there, but it’s got to sting when you’re not fully set for that shot.)
When Mark Parsons talked to media ahead of the Houston game, he said Natalia Kuikka was playing at a three or four out of 10 compared to her potential. I’m still trying to fully process that comment; to me, she’s been easily among Portland’s best players this year, and the thought that we’ve seen less than 50% of what she’s capable of is absolutely wild.
All this is to say Kuikka had yet another stellar game for the Thorns, especially in the first half. At some point during the first 45 minutes, I wrote “Kuikka vs Monaghan is a silly matchup” in my notes, and I think that sums up the defensive end of things pretty well. On the offensive side:
https://twitter.com/NwslAnalitica/status/1391084067102334979?s=20
And she wasn’t alone. Kelli Hubly deserves a shoutout for her work throughout the morning, and so does Meghan Klingenberg, who did a fantastic job of containing Gotham’s attack.
Parsons gave Kling just that, in response to a postgame question about her attacking presence:
“I love her attacking play. I think in decision making, build up, some of the passes that she’s playing in behind the back line, the distribution, the crossing, the crossing quality, how many goals, she could she could have shot. Let’s talk about how to defending because Gotham went after her a little bit today. Purce moves over to the other wing after 30 minutes in the first half, because she couldn’t get a look on Kling. And Monahan struggled against her. We saw against Houston with Prince, Kling has come up absolutely big. And you know, in training, we’ve had some one-v-one all out wars with, with Kling being someone that people just can’t beat. Her technical one-v-one defending ability is some of the very, very, very best.”
Portland may have won the Challenge Cup at home, but they also did so in their first ever penalty shootout. I don’t really want to run through the whole thing—it was very stressful live, and we don’t need to bring it up again—but I am still very much in awe of Franch’s save to win the Thorns the trophy. She deserves both the roses between her teeth.
The save and the goal that won it all.🤩#BAONPDX pic.twitter.com/W9PcKb11mt
— Portland Thorns FC (@ThornsFC) May 8, 2021
A snippet from yesterday’s presser with Franch and Kling:
Katelyn Best: You guys have won two trophies for the Thorns now. I’m just wondering how you would rate the actual Challenge Cup in terms of its aesthetic and utilitarian qualities.
Kling: We’re rating the trophies now? That’s hilarious.
I just like that it’s a cup. You know, we call it a cup. They gave us a cup.
Franch: We drank from the cup.
Kling: We drank from the cup.
[…]
Kling: Honestly, if you’re rating the cup, I would say I really like the big handles. I feel like the big handles are big here.
Franch: Yeah, you can hold it.
Kling: Yeah.
Franch: Two people can hold it.
Kling: I mean, you’ve got to give it a rating out of 10.
Franch: Maybe you could have a couple more handles, and it would be a 10.
Kling: More handles? How many more handles do you need?
Franch: For everybody.
Kling: I just want it to be a bigger cup.
Franch: So you can fit in it and bathe in it?
Kling: Yeah.
The Thorns kicked off their 2021 Challenge Cup last night with a 2–1 win against the nameless team from Kansas City, thanks to goals by Rocky Rodríguez and Tyler Lussi. What was mostly a routine and successful first game by a Portland team missing a number of players to international duty and injury turned sour toward the end. Danielle Chesky issued a record-setting four red cards, one to Mark Parsons, and a mass scuffle broke out between the two teams. Here are a few of my thoughts:
Up until the last three minutes of this game (more on that later), it really felt like the story was going to be that this was a solid first outing for a short-staffed Thorns side against a brand-new Kansas City team that looked to still be finding their feet and struggled to dictate the game.
The Thorns started a few players in new positions—Rodríguez at the No. 6, Marissa Everett at the No. 10, and most delightfully, Kling at the No. 8 (again, more on that later)—but stuck with the 4-4-2 diamond from last season and deployed a game plan we’re used to seeing. They mostly defended well, working to keep KC out of the center of the field and looking to trap them on the wings. Offensively, they found success on set pieces and through direct attacks in transition, as well as using combinations between Kling, Rodríguez, and the overlapping runs of Madison Pogarch and Christen Westphal to break lines of pressure and get into dangerous areas.
Kansas City, meanwhile, often looked to trap Portland centrally. It sometimes worked, but more often ended either in a foul or with Kling or Rodríguez breaking the pressure and sending the ball into empty space between KC’s midfield and back line. In the second half, the visitors started to find more success defensively—while Portland’s defensive structure sometimes broke down—but the Thorns held on for the win despite a second-half goal by Amy Rodriguez shortly after Portland’s second. At the end of the game, one stat painted a clear picture of the gap between the two teams: Kansas City had just one player with a passing accuracy of 80% or higher, center back Rachel Corsie, while Portland had five, including Rodríguez.
All in all, it was a strong debut for Portland—not without some miscommunications and errors, but fewer than we might expect in a more normal year.
Much of the Thorns’ offense last night went through Kling, who translated her status as a leader in the locker room into a shift as team captain—playing in central midfield!
I never would have anticipated this move from Mark Parsons, but as the game played out, it made sense. For one thing, Kling has always been an attacking-minded player, both as an outside back and at UNC, where she did shifts on all three lines. In addition, this Thorns formation involves the two No. 8s spending a lot of time out wide, something that added a new wrinkle to Lindsey Horan’s play last year. In that sense, her role last night shared similarities with her usual spot at left back: she linked up with Po to create wide overloads, sent in crosses, and defended the wing.
But she also did some things I’ve never seen her do with my own eyes. She dribbled and passed through the center of the field, broke through pressure from Kansas City, and worked to set up chances centrally. She looked confident under pressure and set a lot of Portland’s attacks in motion. It was strange to watch, like seeing your school librarian at the grocery store, but also very fun and on the whole pretty successful. When I asked her about it after the game, she had this to say:
“Well, Katelyn Best, I think that, you know, that happens to me all the time in practice, and now everybody just gets to see it in the game [laughs] You know, in rondos and all these different things, I’m asked to handle pressure from all sides… I’ve been asking for years to play in the [No.] 10—give me a shot, give me a chance, Mark, give me a tryout! And I finally got one, so hopefully I lived up to the tryout… I think last time, I talked to Anson [Dorrance] this morning because it’s his birthday. And I told him that I was going to be playing in the [No.] 8 and he’s like, ‘oh, you’ll be fine. You played there for for us in college.’ So it made me feel better about it.”
After a mostly straightforward 89 minutes, things got weird. There’s no need for me to rehash what we all saw, but I do want to say that multiple things can be true, and these are some things I believe to be true: