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Absolutely Tremendous News, Everyone

I am simply bursting at the seams with this news

I have wonderfully exciting news to share, which is that I have met a small pig named Hiram. This is Hiram:

Hiram

I met Hiram because I have been riding a horse named Rusty once a week. I am a former Horse Girl and was introduced to Rusty via my college job board, where her owner was seeking out volunteers to come be friends with her. This is Rusty:

Rusty

I was riding Rusty in the pasture and suddenly she would not stop staring at something on the other side of the fence. We went over to investigate and the thing she was staring at was a little pig with splotches. She was so enthralled that the ride immediately became over.

Hiram and Rusty

Rusty tried to make friends with Hiram but he was not interested. I wanted to give Hiram some scritches but he was also not interested in those, which I respect. We were lucky simply to be in his presence.

By Katelyn Best

Katelyn Best writes about the Thorns and the NWSL, among other things. She is the reigning taco champion of the North American women’s soccer circuit.